Sunday, October 10, 2010


It's a good book, but it's not educational. Just sayin' y'all. Word. Double word. I think it's time to drop some lyrics on y'all home pizza slices. For real.

What is up home dog?
You smell like a dirt-covered hog
Your mother is a fat ass
She has a lot of mass
Word up
This is basic thuganomics
I'm John Cena
You have a small pen-a
I have a large amount of jewelery and own a summer beach home in Hawaii
You guys are so Japanese that I think you're kawaii
Don't mind me
I think I have diarrhea

Saturday, October 2, 2010

Am I sexy or cute?

I've always been wondering whether I was sexy or cute. What's your opinion guys?

Monday, September 27, 2010

Math is way too difficult.

I'm in second grade and only 18 years old. I'm taking addition and subtraction. This is really advanced work for someone my age and the work gets very frustrating. I'm not allowed to take Advil because my mother won't let me. Would someone mind helping me with my homework? I know this would be hard for you guys too, but can you help a friend out? If you do decide to help a friend in need, here are some of the problems:

5+3=                         4+4=

2+6=                        (Here's a hard one)10+0=

1+3=                        7+2=

Help is highly appreciated. Thanks!

Sunday, September 26, 2010

Harry Potter haiku

Ron and Harry together
Homosexual urges
Snape kills Dumbledore
I'm going to type a review of brick. No, not the movie with Joseph Gordon-Levitt. Actual brick is what I'm reviewing. I'm tired of movie reviews.

So bricks are pretty hard. They are used to build buildings and are heavy. They are durable and have longevity. I'm quite fond of them. They are rectangular. They're rectangular prisms to be exact. They are red as well. Now, I'm no brick expert, but bricks seem to be the real deal.

I give it a 10/10.

Saturday, September 25, 2010