Sunday, October 10, 2010

CATCHER IN THE RYE SHOULD NOT BE REQUIRED READING IN PUBLIC SCHOOLS

It's a good book, but it's not educational. Just sayin' y'all. Word. Double word. I think it's time to drop some lyrics on y'all home pizza slices. For real.

What is up home dog?
You smell like a dirt-covered hog
Your mother is a fat ass
She has a lot of mass
Word up
This is basic thuganomics
I'm John Cena
You have a small pen-a
I have a large amount of jewelery and own a summer beach home in Hawaii
You guys are so Japanese that I think you're kawaii
Don't mind me
I think I have diarrhea

Saturday, October 2, 2010

Am I sexy or cute?


I've always been wondering whether I was sexy or cute. What's your opinion guys?